The EPL thread

[serious14]

Half expecting the crowd to come out with "we paid for blooooood" - this is insane.  ;D

As long as Cahill comes out unscathed it's fine by me.

 

[serious14]

If Mascherano lasts the game I will be very surprised.

 

[Morgan30]

Slater and bozza having a very loud argument about the game has made my night

 

[bjw]

Rofl lolololol that was hallarious.

"YOU'RE SO ANTI LIVERPOOL ITS NOT FUNNY"

 

[Forum Phoenix]

I agreed with Bozza.

 

[hasbeen]

Arsenal showed last night why they will never win a trophy with the current squad  ... all froth and no beer.

 

[dibo]

So big night for me! Merseyside derby in my house, my brother (who shall tonight be named scouse c**t) is red and myself blue.

COYB!

eh? you know evertonians are scouse too, right?

 

[scottmac]

So big night for me! Merseyside derby in my house, my brother (who shall tonight be named scouse c**t) is red and myself blue.

COYB!

eh? you know evertonians are scouse too, right?

Conversation starters when bro turns up for derby night,

"Hey scouse c**t"

"F**k you scouse c**t"


"want a beer scouse c**t"

"wouldn't drink your shitty beer if my life depended on it..........ya scouse c**t"

and so on and so on.

The fact that neither of us have the accent or have ever lived in the area doesn't stop us, Its derby night and all rules go out the window! (literally)

 

[hasbeen]

As part of a new government campaign to improve the standard of maths in UK primary schools, the official Manchester United Maths workbook has been introduced. Here is a sample test paper:

1) Gary is 82 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Wayne is 64 yards away. If Wayne can run at 18mph and Gary can run at 15mph, who will be sticking their eye-bulging, vein-popping head into the referee's face first, assuming Wayne does not stop to headbutt an opponent on the way, and Gary doesn't trip over himself?

2) Ryan is from Wales. Express, as a percentage, the number of international matches he missed on a Wednesday through injury, only to have made a remarkable recovery for a club match on Saturday?

3) If two minutes of time has been taken up by injuries in the second half of a match at Old Trafford, how much injury time will be added if Man United are losing? Round your answer to the nearest 5 minutes.

4) You are the referee at Old Trafford. How close to a visiting defender does Dimitar Berbatov need to be for the Bulgarian to earn a penalty when he goes down in the penalty box as if he's been taken down by a sniper? Round your answer to the nearest 10 metres.

5) Graham 'The Red Devil' lives in Buckinghamshire. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Nightmares every other weekend, including tickets, a matchday programme, a few drinks and a stack of prawn sandwiches? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead? Round your answer to the nearest 500.

6) Manchester United are regarded as the giants of world football. How many more European Cup finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest?

 

[LFCMariners]

Haha. Nice.

Oh, and always good to get 3 points at the Bitters' expense!

 

[Sym]

Drogbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[FFC Mariner]

2 nil at at home to Burnley after 30 mins.

Murphy and Elm (another bargain buy gem from Roy).

1st goal miles offside lol

Cottage rocking

 

[FFC Mariner]

3-0 Zamora side foots a free kick into the corner of the net.

Terrible keeping and Burnley look doomed (i tell ye)

 

[FFC Mariner]

Nice comfy 3 points.

Okaka was able to come on and miss his usual sitter

When he decides to give up playing in the EPL. a certain Danny Murphy would be a fantastic marquee for someone.

 

[hasbeen]

I watched this game and Fulham's first 2 goals were offside, and that Okaka is absolute rubbish

 

[Morgan30]

95th minute equaliser from Dindane had me running around my house, refereeing was horrible with 3 players sent off and about 7 penalty shouts with only one give (probably at least 4 were clear cut penalties)

 

[serious14]

Arsenal/Pool on the TV, Villa/United on the computer.

Bliss.  8)

 

[serious14]

Mr. O Goal is now in double figures for United this season.  ;D

1-1, 23 minutes in.  Arse/Pool still 0-0, quite boring actually.

 

[serious14]

Bah, stream dead.  BBC 5 Live Radio to the rescue..... quite old fashioned this.

Chelsea up against Everton, Malouda 1-0. 40th minute.

Saha from the corner, 1-1.  Halftime.

 

[Sym]

Not surprising to of lost at Everton
sucks it was to shitty longball though