The official all-purpose trolling bogan scum thread

[Tevor]

Jest were unlucky not to get something from their game against WU(han) Thurgate’s first half effort clearly crossed the line and if Duncan hadn’t had a sneaky $50 on his team to lose, the result would likely have been reversed.

Pena looks very dangerous and we are going to have to shut him down next weekend, or he is going to cause us problems.

We will need to be significantly better in round 1 than we were in Mudgee this evening.

Yeah they are not going to be push overs, glad they have Duncan. He would be the worst keeper in the comp. Pena’s free kick was outstanding. They have a huge squad, was strange seeing Silvera play for them.

 

[Capn Gus Bloodbeard]

The only offensive part of this tweet is the yank spelling....

Maybe hacked, maybe somebody in the office left a computer unattended and the work experience kid thought he'd have a laugh....either way, I believe it didn't come from our social media guy

 

[JackMariner]

Newcastle Jets or as I like to call them: The OldHovel Sopwith Camels and their theme song

 

[ashman89]

Oh it’s true! It’s damn true

 

[marinermick]

A scummer has tested positive for Covid. Don’t know who yet.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Please be Hollywood

 

[Ozhammer]

My money is on Hoffman and he got it dipping bins….

 

[marinermick]

My money is on Hoffman and he got it dipping bins….

Looks like it is the Port Macquarie Pele that has it.

 

[shipwreck]

The Brazilian?

 

[scottmac]

The Brazilian?

Fairly sure that's Hoffman

 

[Tevor]

Looks like it is the Port Macquarie Pele that has it.

That’s Yuel then, didn’t think Grant got near him.

 

[pjennings]

He had Grant in his back pocket

 

[marinermick]

That’s Yuel then, didn’t think Grant got near him.

Thurgate

 

[Pirate Pete]

Already, that’s proving an unwinnable battle in the A-Leagues despite a rigid daily testing regime of players and staff at clubs in NSW and Victoria. The Newcastle Jets now have three positive cases - two in their men’s team, one in their women’s team - which have seeped into the team environment after multiple super-spreader events in the region. A player from Western United also returned a positive test on Wednesday.
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/think-...ralian-sport-think-again-20211215-p59hvq.html

 

[scottmac]

Thurgate

Massive blow. Thurgate is the workhorse of that team. With bullshite, wsw and city coming up they could be 1 from 7....bahahaha

 

[Corsair]

Oh no 2 of their 856 players are out of the squad.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Sad for the scummer...................oh hang on. No I'm not.

 

[Blackadder]

Scummers Boxing day match against the drive by, to be behind closed doors.

 

[LG__]

Scummers Boxing day match against the drive by, to be behind closed doors.

Hope this doesn’t happen to us, completely stupid decision aswell considering the vaccination rates

 

[pjennings]

For over 60s and for others that couldn't get Pfizer and had AZ the vaccination rate is effectively zero after 3 months for Omicron. We once again are losing the race.