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Pommie Whinges

T

Well-Known Member
Top 100 Pommie whinges from the Terrorgraph

Top 100 most annoying things in the UK
1. Benefit scroungers
2. The credit crunch
3. Tailgaters
4. Cold callers
5. People reading over your shoulder
6. Gordon Brown
7. Fiona Phillips
8. Being bloated
9. Rising fuel prices
10. Falling house prices
11. The wet summer
12. Middle lane drivers
13. Constipation
14. Bossiness
15. Slow internet connections
16. Being put on hold
17. Pregnant women smoking
18. Somebody nicking your parking spot
19. Stepping in dog poo
20. Jehovahs witnesses
21. Debt companies advertising on TV
22. Skinny people who complain they are fat
23. Queue jumpers
24. Bullying
25. Noisy neighbours
26. Nosey neighbours
27. People parking in disabled bays when they arent disabled
28. Junk mail
29. Snobs
30. Noisy eaters
31. Dog owners who dont clean up after their dog
32. People putting our Olympic achievements down
33. Novelty ringtones
34. Automated phone systems
35. Chavs
36. People who walk slowly
37. People who take their kids to shops and let them run riot
38. Amy Winehouse
39. Sienna Millers love life
40. Rude shop staff
41. Wasps
42. Diarrhoea
43. Cristiano Ronaldo
44. People who have their mobile turned off when you really need to get hold of them
45. Dannii Minogue
46. Mosquitoes
47. Kids kicking the back of your chair on a plane
48. Hangovers
49. The hot water running out when you are running a bath
50. Buses not arriving on time
51. Heather Mills
52. James Blunt
53. Reformed smokers
54. People talking on their mobile on public transport
55. Headaches
56. The smoking ban
57. Toothache
58. Litter bugs
59. Spots
60. People who write text back in texts
61. Scientology
62. Russell Brand
63. Screaming kids
64. Alistair Darling
65. Traffic wardens
66. Americans
67. Roadworks
68. Big Brother
69. Pete Doherty
70. Runny nose
71. PDAs (Public displays of affection)
72. Flat tyres
73. Ashley Cole
74. Tax returns
75. Finding out that youve run out of toilet paper when you really need the loo
76. Boasters
77. Not having change when you really need it
78. Carol Vorderman
79. Paper cuts
80. Stepping in chewing gum
81. Bad hair days
82. Charley Uchea off Big Brother
83. Mother-in-laws
84. Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt
85. Posh Spice
86. CDs that jump
87. Stubbing your toe
88. Getting something in your eye
89. Losing your glasses
90. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
91. Children who cough in your face
92. Losing your passport
93. People ramming the back of your heels with trolleys
94. Rubbish opening times to doctors and dentists
95. Kate Garraway
96. Email spam
97. People using mobiles in the quiet carriage on the train
98. People who dont remove their shoes in the house
99. Naomi Campbell
100. Troublesome printers

I think they some very valid whinges in there
 

marinermick

Well-Known Member
Their version of the NRMA should be there.

We once broke down somewhere between Stonehendge and London. After waiting for an hour at a service station for one of the vans to turn up one finally did. I approached the guy and he said he wasn't the van allocated for me and was on a lunch break. Had to wait another hour before another van came.
 

marinermick

Well-Known Member
frank costanza would have a problem with number 98

ffs, if you are going to whinge about that then you are going to whinge about everything
 

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