Mariner stuff not worthy of a whole thread

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[midfielder]

 

[marinermick]

I have been mucking around with Chat GBT. I asked it to write a story about Jason Cummings and the Central Coast Mariners and here is the outcome (pretty cool):

Once upon a time, there was a young soccer player named Jason Cummings. He was a talented striker with a nose for goal and a natural ability to score. Despite his success at a young age, Jason found himself struggling to secure a place in a top team.

One day, he heard about the Central Coast Mariners, a club based in the beautiful coastal city of Gosford in Australia. The Mariners were known for their passionate fans and their commitment to developing young talent. Jason was intrigued and decided to take a chance on a new adventure.

He arrived in Australia and was immediately struck by the warm welcome he received from everyone at the club. The players, coaches, and staff all worked together to help him settle in and feel at home. Jason was amazed at how quickly he felt part of the Mariners family.

With his confidence growing, Jason began to thrive on the pitch. He quickly established himself as one of the club's key players, scoring goal after goal and leading the team to success. The fans took to him instantly, and soon he was known as one of the most exciting and dynamic players in the league.

However, success was not without its challenges. Jason had to adapt to the different playing style and the intense competition in the Australian league. But with the support of his team and the never-say-die spirit of the Mariners, he overcame every obstacle and continued to shine.

Years passed, and Jason became one of the most recognizable and well-loved players in the league. He will always be remembered as a key player in the history of the Central Coast Mariners and as a player who brought excitement and success to the club. He will always be a part of the Mariners family, and his impact on the club and the sport will never be forgotten.

And so, Jason Cummings' story with the Central Coast Mariners serves as a testament to the power of determination, hard work, and the importance of finding a place where you truly belong.

 

[Ben10]

I have been mucking around with Chat GBT. I asked it to write a story about Jason Cummings and the Central Coast Mariners and here is the outcome (pretty cool):

Once upon a time, there was a young soccer player named Jason Cummings. He was a talented striker with a nose for goal and a natural ability to score. Despite his success at a young age, Jason found himself struggling to secure a place in a top team.

One day, he heard about the Central Coast Mariners, a club based in the beautiful coastal city of Gosford in Australia. The Mariners were known for their passionate fans and their commitment to developing young talent. Jason was intrigued and decided to take a chance on a new adventure.

He arrived in Australia and was immediately struck by the warm welcome he received from everyone at the club. The players, coaches, and staff all worked together to help him settle in and feel at home. Jason was amazed at how quickly he felt part of the Mariners family.

With his confidence growing, Jason began to thrive on the pitch. He quickly established himself as one of the club's key players, scoring goal after goal and leading the team to success. The fans took to him instantly, and soon he was known as one of the most exciting and dynamic players in the league.

However, success was not without its challenges. Jason had to adapt to the different playing style and the intense competition in the Australian league. But with the support of his team and the never-say-die spirit of the Mariners, he overcame every obstacle and continued to shine.

Years passed, and Jason became one of the most recognizable and well-loved players in the league. He will always be remembered as a key player in the history of the Central Coast Mariners and as a player who brought excitement and success to the club. He will always be a part of the Mariners family, and his impact on the club and the sport will never be forgotten.

And so, Jason Cummings' story with the Central Coast Mariners serves as a testament to the power of determination, hard work, and the importance of finding a place where you truly belong.

amazing, I've also had a play around with it, it's a crazy tool

 

[Corsair]

I have been mucking around with Chat GBT. I asked it to write a story about Jason Cummings and the Central Coast Mariners and here is the outcome (pretty cool):

Once upon a time, there was a young soccer player named Jason Cummings. He was a talented striker with a nose for goal and a natural ability to score. Despite his success at a young age, Jason found himself struggling to secure a place in a top team.

One day, he heard about the Central Coast Mariners, a club based in the beautiful coastal city of Gosford in Australia. The Mariners were known for their passionate fans and their commitment to developing young talent. Jason was intrigued and decided to take a chance on a new adventure.

He arrived in Australia and was immediately struck by the warm welcome he received from everyone at the club. The players, coaches, and staff all worked together to help him settle in and feel at home. Jason was amazed at how quickly he felt part of the Mariners family.

With his confidence growing, Jason began to thrive on the pitch. He quickly established himself as one of the club's key players, scoring goal after goal and leading the team to success. The fans took to him instantly, and soon he was known as one of the most exciting and dynamic players in the league.

However, success was not without its challenges. Jason had to adapt to the different playing style and the intense competition in the Australian league. But with the support of his team and the never-say-die spirit of the Mariners, he overcame every obstacle and continued to shine.

Years passed, and Jason became one of the most recognizable and well-loved players in the league. He will always be remembered as a key player in the history of the Central Coast Mariners and as a player who brought excitement and success to the club. He will always be a part of the Mariners family, and his impact on the club and the sport will never be forgotten.

And so, Jason Cummings' story with the Central Coast Mariners serves as a testament to the power of determination, hard work, and the importance of finding a place where you truly belong.

Ah but can it bullshit like FTBL can?!

 

[adz]

Ah but can it bullshit like FTBL can?!

Absolutely. Just ask it to.

 

[adz]

Just a bit of silliness, and we should probably start another thread in other stuff for this, but this is what I asked the chat bot.

Tell me a story about Jason Cummings being loaned out in the off-season to play football on Mars for Elon Musk. Include the following points:
- Jason scored 12 goals and his team won 23-0
- The team of Martians was only 3-foot tall, apart from their striker Matt Damon, so they had no hope
- Elon Musk played 5 minutes and got sent off for tweeting on the field

For some background, here is a bit about Jason and his current situation, and the style of writing (pasted Mick's story)

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But little did Jason know, his adventures were far from over. In the off-season, he received an unexpected offer from none other than Elon Musk. The billionaire entrepreneur was starting a football league on Mars and was in need of top-level players to join his team. Jason was ecstatic at the opportunity and jumped at the chance to join the team.

As he stepped foot on the red planet, he was amazed at the state-of-the-art facilities and the level of technology available to the players. He quickly settled into the team and was ready to take on the challenge of playing football on a new terrain.

The first game was against a team of Martians, who were only 3-foot tall, apart from their striker Matt Damon. Despite their small stature, the Martians were known for their quick and nimble play, making them a formidable opponent.

However, Jason was in top form and quickly established himself as the star of the game. He scored 12 goals, leading his team to a 23-0 victory over the Martians. The fans were in awe of Jason's performance, and he quickly became a fan favorite on the red planet.

As the game neared its end, Elon Musk took to the field, eager to show off his skills. However, things took a turn for the worse when he was sent off for tweeting on the field. The crowd erupted in laughter as Elon sheepishly walked off the pitch, embarrassed by his actions.

Despite the comical moment, Jason's performance was the talk of the town. He had proven himself as a top player, even on a new planet and in a new league. Jason Cummings' story on Mars serves as a testament to his versatility and his ability to adapt to new challenges, making him one of the most sought-after players in the galaxy.

And so, Jason's journey continues, taking him to new heights and new adventures, always leaving a lasting impact wherever he goes.

 

[FFC Mariner]

Just a bit of silliness, and we should probably start another thread in other stuff for this, but this is what I asked the chat bot.

Tell me a story about Jason Cummings being loaned out in the off-season to play football on Mars for Elon Musk. Include the following points:
- Jason scored 12 goals and his team won 23-0
- The team of Martians was only 3-foot tall, apart from their striker Matt Damon, so they had no hope
- Elon Musk played 5 minutes and got sent off for tweeting on the field

For some background, here is a bit about Jason and his current situation, and the style of writing (pasted Mick's story)

---

But little did Jason know, his adventures were far from over. In the off-season, he received an unexpected offer from none other than Elon Musk. The billionaire entrepreneur was starting a football league on Mars and was in need of top-level players to join his team. Jason was ecstatic at the opportunity and jumped at the chance to join the team.

As he stepped foot on the red planet, he was amazed at the state-of-the-art facilities and the level of technology available to the players. He quickly settled into the team and was ready to take on the challenge of playing football on a new terrain.

The first game was against a team of Martians, who were only 3-foot tall, apart from their striker Matt Damon. Despite their small stature, the Martians were known for their quick and nimble play, making them a formidable opponent.

However, Jason was in top form and quickly established himself as the star of the game. He scored 12 goals, leading his team to a 23-0 victory over the Martians. The fans were in awe of Jason's performance, and he quickly became a fan favorite on the red planet.

As the game neared its end, Elon Musk took to the field, eager to show off his skills. However, things took a turn for the worse when he was sent off for tweeting on the field. The crowd erupted in laughter as Elon sheepishly walked off the pitch, embarrassed by his actions.

Despite the comical moment, Jason's performance was the talk of the town. He had proven himself as a top player, even on a new planet and in a new league. Jason Cummings' story on Mars serves as a testament to his versatility and his ability to adapt to new challenges, making him one of the most sought-after players in the galaxy.

And so, Jason's journey continues, taking him to new heights and new adventures, always leaving a lasting impact wherever he goes.

FTBL are on the line.

 

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[BrisRecky]

I have been mucking around with Chat GBT. I asked it to write a story about Jason Cummings and the Central Coast Mariners and here is the outcome (pretty cool):

Once upon a time, there was a young soccer player named Jason Cummings. He was a talented striker with a nose for goal and a natural ability to score. Despite his success at a young age, Jason found himself struggling to secure a place in a top team.

One day, he heard about the Central Coast Mariners, a club based in the beautiful coastal city of Gosford in Australia. The Mariners were known for their passionate fans and their commitment to developing young talent. Jason was intrigued and decided to take a chance on a new adventure.

He arrived in Australia and was immediately struck by the warm welcome he received from everyone at the club. The players, coaches, and staff all worked together to help him settle in and feel at home. Jason was amazed at how quickly he felt part of the Mariners family.

With his confidence growing, Jason began to thrive on the pitch. He quickly established himself as one of the club's key players, scoring goal after goal and leading the team to success. The fans took to him instantly, and soon he was known as one of the most exciting and dynamic players in the league.

However, success was not without its challenges. Jason had to adapt to the different playing style and the intense competition in the Australian league. But with the support of his team and the never-say-die spirit of the Mariners, he overcame every obstacle and continued to shine.

Years passed, and Jason became one of the most recognizable and well-loved players in the league. He will always be remembered as a key player in the history of the Central Coast Mariners and as a player who brought excitement and success to the club. He will always be a part of the Mariners family, and his impact on the club and the sport will never be forgotten.

And so, Jason Cummings' story with the Central Coast Mariners serves as a testament to the power of determination, hard work, and the importance of finding a place where you truly belong.

hoi Mick, you forgot the bit were he becomes the PM and a philanthropic billionaire

 

[marinermick]

hoi Mick, you forgot the bit were he becomes the PM and a philanthropic billionaire

Blame the bot, not me.

 

[BrisRecky]

Blame the bot, not me.

Curses upon the bot

 

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[JoyfulPenguin]

 

[gemkayem]

He’s not wrong

 

[Tevor]

He’s not wrong

Yeah but nothing new in there. Change is very slow in the A league and why would clubs want to pay others when they can just poach for nothing. APL will never agree to it.

 

[gemkayem]

Yeah but nothing new in there. Change is very slow in the A league and why would clubs want to pay others when they can just poach for nothing. APL will never agree to it.

Also sadly very true!

 

[Rising Sun]

So according to Richard this week, "we have to sell a million dollars of talent each year to survive".

But last week, in a year when we must have raked well over that amount AND got a supposed $1m from the WC, that still left us $2m short.