Songs 'N Chants

[Corsair]

Weird Al Yankovic

Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our coach really has the Midas touch
Our players are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so much
In fact we've played teams across the nation
And you're the worst one we've come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
We're great (we're great)
And you suck (you suck)
You see there's us (we're great)
And then there's you (you suck)
We're really, really great (really great)
In contrast, you really suck (really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we're not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory's backed up by empirical evidence
We're gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we're speaking in the figurative sense
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you're gonna lose anyhow
So why don't you save us all some time
And give up now (you suck!)

If you haven't seen the recent movie it was good fun.

 

[Ironbark]

If you haven't seen the recent movie it was good fun.

Yep, loved it

 

[Archie]

Just trying figure out the rest of the lyrics to this chant so it’ll be good if somebody could help us out. It goes something like…

“You are a bogan, a smelly bogan, you’re only happy,” and that’s all I know from there. Cheers

 

[sydmariner]

Just trying figure out the rest of the lyrics to this chant so it’ll be good if somebody could help us out. It goes something like…

“You are a bogan, a smelly bogan, you’re only happy,” and that’s all I know from there. Cheers

“On dole check day (on dole check day!), your mums a dealer, your dads a stealer, so please don’t take my hubcaps away” na na na etc

 

[Archie]

“On dole check day (on dole check day!), your mums a dealer, your dads a stealer, so please don’t take my hubcaps away” na na na etc

Cheers mate

 

[style_cafe]

To the tune of Phil Collins Ssussudio…………. There’s a guy who’s been on my mind. Scoring goals, all the time, Tu Tu Tulio, oh oh. Now we all know his name. We love how he plays the game Tu Tu Tulio whoa oh,Tu Tu Tulio whoa oh. Tu Tu Tulio whoa oh, Tu Tu Tulio whoa oh

 

[marinermick]

To the tune of Phil Collins Ssussudio…. There’s a guy who’s been on my mind. Scoring goals, all the time, T T. Tulio, oh oh. Now we all know his name. We love how he plays the game T T Tulio whoa oh,T T Tulio whoa oh

We tried to sing Tu Tu Tulio last season but it was a weak chant and didn’t take off

 

[style_cafe]

We tried to sing Tu Tu Tulio last season but it was a weak chant and didn’t take off

It might be worth a few more beers Mick its a perfect fit

 

[marinermick]

It might be worth a few more beers Mick its a perfect fit

Oh, I was ten beers deep. The problem was that no one else was.

 

[Nik Mrdjas Disco Bikkie]

Directed towards scummers, same tune as ‘you’ll never make the station’ etc.
You’re owned by Western United, you’re owned by Western United

 

[Huddo]

Had some 16 yo's scum-bags trying to get in the face of family's at gossie station, as soon as they tried, I reminded them of 3-1, and 4-straight. They weren't happy. I had the police tell me to stop, I kind of did... ????

 

[Stuartmcateer]

We tried to sing Tu Tu Tulio last season but it was a weak chant and didn’t take off

Kids today don’t appreciate what Phil collins could do.

Needs more swift to get their involvement ?

 

[Archie]

Cool chant inspired by the "90 Minutes Long" tune by Ajax. Also should I even bother waste my energy coming up with new chant ideas or is this thread not really used like that anymore like it used to be?

Forever we’ll Follow you
We are the Mariners,
We represent the Central Coast,
Forever we’ll follow you,
The Coastie boys in Yellow and Blue,
Oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh,
Oh oh oh.

 

[Archie]

Can anyone inform me if this is a new chant or one we used a while back and only just brought it back in now. I havent heard it before and we used it for the first time against Victory but it didn't catch on with most of the bay at first.

 

[Wombat]

No offence but its shite...thats why it didnt catch on.

Can anyone inform me if this is a new chant or one we used a while back and only just brought it back in now.

 

[Archie]

No offence but its shite...thats why it didnt catch on.

So it is new?

 

[sydmariner]

So it is new?

no, it's a rip-off of the cove's main chant.

 

[FFC Mariner]

no, it's a rip-off of the cove's main chant.

And shit

 

[Hello Sailor]

Not sure if this has been suggested before, but to get people involved why not use the jumbo screen before the match or at half time to practice the chants and responses? There is nothing happening on it during the warm up, and I'm sure that a couple of minutes could be squeezed in for its use at half time.
Another option is to have them printed in the Loose Cannon

 

[Stuartmcateer]

Not sure if this has been suggested before, but to get people involved why not use the jumbo screen before the match or at half time to practice the chants and responses? There is nothing happening on it during the warm up, and I'm sure that a couple of minutes could be squeezed in for its use at half time.
Another option is to have them printed in the Loose Cannon

The Matilda’s have a QR code that links to their song book. Maybe that’s an option. Put it up around the ground and people can get involved no matter where they sit?