LFCMariners
Well-Known Member
Because at a time like now, why not?
Here's some reasons to still smile:
* Won the League twice
* First club to beat WSW in a Grand Final and we inspired The Bridge Squat (TM)
* Never gone from Champions to spooners in 11 months (hey Jest fans....)
* If we'd lost the GF (after being 2-0 up) to the Jest, Tards or Parratasseray, I would've gone and put my head in the oven with a sign saying 'No Funeral'. But we lost to arguably the best team in HAL history, who built a reputation on comebacks in a short space of time. No shame in that, frustrating though it was.
* Our maiden GF win ended with a 2-0 scoreline, where the clincher came from a penalty, against the biggest wankfest in HAL since Sydney in Season 1- proof that God has a sense of humour.
* Have the most picturesque stadium in the League
* You can buy full-strength in our ground for a decent price
* We've never seen a rival team lift silverware on our home turf (hey Jest fans....)
* We suck, but since Season 1 nobody ever expected any better of us anyway. Rather this than spending a fortune and still being shit (I can think of a few other teams from capital cities as I type this...)
* Jest fans laughed at us for selling Roy O to them. Then they found out the hard way why we sold him.
* We have awesome sauce bottles, folks. The best sauce bottles. Nobody has better sauce bottles than us.
* Mulvey is a better coach than Okon
* We've developed the most Socceroos and European top-flight players, along with the Roar and WSW
* First HAL team to beat a top-flight European club
* Per capita, the Yellow Army is the loudest supporter group in the HAL- change my mind
* If you took out the 1st half of round 3 and the first half of round 4, we'd still be undefeated this season.
Feel free to ad any others I can't think of...
Here's some reasons to still smile:
* Won the League twice
* First club to beat WSW in a Grand Final and we inspired The Bridge Squat (TM)
* Never gone from Champions to spooners in 11 months (hey Jest fans....)
* If we'd lost the GF (after being 2-0 up) to the Jest, Tards or Parratasseray, I would've gone and put my head in the oven with a sign saying 'No Funeral'. But we lost to arguably the best team in HAL history, who built a reputation on comebacks in a short space of time. No shame in that, frustrating though it was.
* Our maiden GF win ended with a 2-0 scoreline, where the clincher came from a penalty, against the biggest wankfest in HAL since Sydney in Season 1- proof that God has a sense of humour.
* Have the most picturesque stadium in the League
* You can buy full-strength in our ground for a decent price
* We've never seen a rival team lift silverware on our home turf (hey Jest fans....)
* We suck, but since Season 1 nobody ever expected any better of us anyway. Rather this than spending a fortune and still being shit (I can think of a few other teams from capital cities as I type this...)
* Jest fans laughed at us for selling Roy O to them. Then they found out the hard way why we sold him.
* We have awesome sauce bottles, folks. The best sauce bottles. Nobody has better sauce bottles than us.
* Mulvey is a better coach than Okon
* We've developed the most Socceroos and European top-flight players, along with the Roar and WSW
* First HAL team to beat a top-flight European club
* Per capita, the Yellow Army is the loudest supporter group in the HAL- change my mind
* If you took out the 1st half of round 3 and the first half of round 4, we'd still be undefeated this season.
Feel free to ad any others I can't think of...