shopping centers (spelt centre)

[son of weird Dad]

what is with shopping centers and christmas songs they started in november and are driving me nuts can anyone send me good christmas songs plz i beg you

 

[Bear]

Are you Jerry Seinfeld?

 

[son of weird Dad]

never know could be i'm 2 scared 2 look in the mirror

 

[fedelta]

roflmao

 

[marinermick]

centre is spelt with an r then an e

this is not america

 

[Wilson]

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Join here for free and its free downloads..

 

[marinermick]

As for good chrissy songs, Paul Kelly's "How To Make Gravy" is a good one:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=uwikfLtjfHQ

 

[Paolo]

Are you Jerry Seinfeld?

rofl......'what's the deal...."

 

[Wilson]

"There wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time"

Is the best line in Christmas song history

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7596134.stm

 

[Redline]

I hate Christmas because of how commercialised it's become. The day after boxing day there will be stuff up for Australia Day, and the day after that, there will be easter stuff up.

 

[Paolo]

Happy holidays you bastard - blink 182


It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two f**kin' presents
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped
two f**king presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f**kin' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f**kin' hotdogs
And he shit, shit, shit in pants
He's always f**kin' shitin his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom'll touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

 

[Bear]

Best song lyrics ever IMO

 

[Kanwal Bull]

I wont be home for christmas by blink is better imo

"and even tho the jail didnt have a tree
christmas came a night early
cos a guy name bubba unwrapped my package"

 

[BrisRecky]

heres a couple playing at my house this year...really...i'm not kidding
(scuse the you tube code..it kept pasting doubles )


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[Bear]

The band, or the cd? 

 

[BrisRecky]

the dvd ...but TS in the backyard would f**k the neighbours off wouldnt it???

 

[kepo]

Will get everyone into the christmas spirit.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=etUq95XKGiw