ROFL - Poor Guy

[Paolo]

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a perverts PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball.

When I saw the raccoon I thought Id have some fun, he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

Hes been told they can get things working again but they cant sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

Thats gone forever so there isnt going to be much for them to work with."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

 

[Wilson]

Why would anyone in their right mind want to admit to being this guys PAL

 

[clarence]

OUCH!

What would also bloody well hurt is the anti rabies shot he'd have to have too. I have read they are no walks in the park either.

 

[Sym]

I would.

 

[Wilson]

I would.

Yes... You would that's special..

 

[Redline]

Meanwhile in related news...

A DAD of two has died after being bitten by a rabid raccoon he tried to stroke at a barbecue.

Vladimir Turskov, 50, was rushed to hospital after the animal sank its teeth into his arm.

Doctors in Moscow tried to save him, but the virus spread to his central nervous system and shut down all his vital organs.

Brother Alexei said: Vladimir didnt miss a single antirabies jab. He seemed OK after the bite, but then he suddenly started to feel really bad.

The Russian capital is braced for more rabies incidents due to increasing numbers of animals carrying the virus.

 

[loyalist]

Who can honestly say they have never tried to rape an animal
I feel for the poor guy

 

[dibo]

we didn't all grow up in tamworth.

 

[loyalist]

I forgot that nowhere else on earth has animals as beautiful as we do