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Man's genitals glued by three scorned lovers
NEWS.com.au
August 04, 2009 08:00am
* Married man dating three women
* Lured into hotel room, genitals glued
* Wife tipped women about affairs
A MARRIED man has had his penis glued to his stomach by three woman who had discovered he was romantically involved with each of them.
The trio of women were tipped of about the love triangle from an unlikely source - the man's wife.
Police allege one of the women - Therese Ziemann - lured the Casanova to a Wisconsin hotel room with a promise of a massage and convinced him to be blinfolded and tied up, according to ABC News.
She is then alleged to have cut off his underwear and text the other women to join her.
When the women came into the room, they allegedly attacked him and applied strong glue to several parts of his body.
It has been reported that the man's penis was glued to his stomach, while he was asked which woman he loved more, which one he wanted to grow old with, slapped him in the face and then said, "Can you handle that?"
"This wasn't a spur of the moment type of event in that all of the participants in the complaint and in the information provided were part and parcel of this plan," said district attorney Ken Krantz.
The man was finally released after he started screaming. Police accuse the women of then stealing his phone, wallet and car.
Media reports suggest that the the victim's wife also faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment.
The Post-Crescent newspaper said the victim was treated for minor injuries and has been released from hospital.
Ziemann was charged with being a party to false imprisonment, fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. Her two accomplices were charged with being a party to false imprisonment.
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