Limericks -Poems - and other stuff from the Toilet Door

[midfielder]

Long off season ... please add your collections..

Modern social media is easy.. in bygone days the back of a toilet door was place to write something witty , dirty, silly or whatever ... just a few offerings...
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I love a sun burnt county

A land set in the Southern seas
A vast enormous quarry to serve
The pleasure of the Japanese
We are vastly independent
And it fills our hearts with pride
To guzzle coke a cola and eat Kentucky Fried

On a toilet wall at Sydney uni after a law lecture.

Tell me Boss
As I sit here
In all this productivity
While do I still feel so Shitty


On the toilet wall at work

I knew a young man called Dave
Who f**ked a dead mole in a cave
When asked why, he replied
Think of all the money I saved.


Ma Sims Pub [Blood house] in Fairfield

I come here to piss and ponder
Others come to shit and thunder


Ma Sims Pub [Blood house] in Fairfield

 

[midfielder]

Some parts of songs that at one time or another meant a lot to me...

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.


Moody Blues ... song question

Sail on Silver Girl
Sail on by
Your time has come
To shine
O But if you need a friend
I sailing right behind
Like a Bridge over troubled waters
I will ease your mind


S & G ... song Bridge over troubled waters...

 

[midfielder]

Some poems or more parts of poems just to start...

A BOOK of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread—and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness—
O, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

Omar Khayyám
http://www.okonlife.com/


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Different parts of the
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner ... arguably the longest poem I have ever read .. it's like mega long..
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173253

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,
We could nor laugh nor wail;
Through utter drought all dumb we stood!
I bit my arm, I sucked the blood,
And cried, A sail! a sail!


Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide wide sea!
And never a saint took pity on
My soul in agony.

The many men, so beautiful!
And they all dead did lie:
And a thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on; and so did I.

I looked upon the rotting sea,
And drew my eyes away;
I looked upon the rotting deck,

And there the dead men lay.

 

[style_cafe]

I always loved the toilet tennis:-
on the wall to the right it said"look left"
on the wall to the left it said"look right"

another oldie but goodie was at the bottom of the door was the sign"Beware of Limbo Dancers"

 

[dibo]

I always loved the toilet tennis:-
on the wall to the right it said"look left"
on the wall to the left it said"look right"

another oldie but goodie was at the bottom of the door was the sign"Beware of Limbo Dancers"

Uni ones - "Arts Degree - please take one".