Funny spam!

[adz]

I've gotten some funny spam before but I reckon this is the best one yet...

yo mate, ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else I`ll f**kin kill you you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on black and it goes black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.
So I found a way you can win everytime:

bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

now again bet $1 on black, if it goes red bet $3 on black, if it goes red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet $20 on black, red again bet $52 on black (always multiple you previous lost bet around 2.5), if now is black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

$1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 So you just won $20

now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc.  its always bound to go black eventually (it`s 50/50) so that way you eventually always win. But there`s a catch. If you start winning too much (like $1000 a day) casino will finally notice something and can ban you. I was banned once on royal casino. So don`t be too greedy and don`t win more then $200 a day and you can do it for years. I think bigger casinos know that trick so I play for real money on smaller ones, right now I play on elite vip casino: www.************.com for more then 3 months, I win $50-$200 a day and my account still works. You`ll find roulette there when you log in go to "speciaty" section - "american roulete". And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else, if too many people knows about it casinos will finally found a way to block that trick. If you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

c ya


----- Original Message -----
From: "halhamiltonrdt" <info@**********.com>
To: <douglasrltp@**********.com>
Sent: Tuesday, September 8, 2009 5:29 PM
Subject: Please send me the system

> Hi timothy.
>
> Please tell me when you will send me your roulette trick?
> You promised you`ll send it few weeks ago
>
> Thanks in advance.
>


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I wonder if people fall for that shit? If you lose a bet, just keep increasing your bet exponentially until you win! What could POSSIBLY go wrong??


Any other spam that you have enjoyed reading?

 

[serious14]

Got this one earlier today - like you said, does _anyone_ ever actually fall for these?? 

"Dear Friend,

My Compliment to you,

I guess this letter will come to you as a surprise since I had no previous correspondence with you. I am sending you this mail on behalf of the tender board of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) Chairman, Prof. Maurice Iwu. We came across your contact in our search for a reliable person to handle a very confidential transaction involving the transfer of Eleven Million, Seven Hundred  Thousand United States Dollars (US$11.7M).

The above fund is not connected with arms, drugs or money laundering, it is the product of an over invoiced contract awarded in 2005 by INEC to a foreign company for the supply of electronic voters machines needed for the 2007 general electoral registration.

The contract has just been executed and payment of the actual contract amount has been paid to the foreign contractor. The balance of the actual contract is what my colleague and I now want to transfer out of Nigeria into a reliable foreign account for our personal use.

If you are interested in the proposal kindly get back to me by sending me your letter of acceptance along with your direct telephone and fax numbers. For your support and partnership, please reply me to negotiate your fees or the percentage you wish to be paid when the funds are transferred into your bank account.

Further details about this transaction will be discussed in the subsequent correspondence. Note also that the particular nature of your business is irrelevant to this transaction and all local contacts and arrangements are in place for a smooth and successful conclusion of this transaction.


Thank you as I await your response.

Sincerely,

Abdullahi Kaugama".

 

[Bear]

adz, bloke i once knew who was LOADED actually went to the casino and did yours.

its works. you just have to have the cash to back it up, which he did

 

[Gopher of Pern]

Except, it isn't a 50/50 chance of getting black......

 

[jiggles]

You know that Spam where you get girls asking to email them, they are from russia and need a new life etc?

Yeah. My best friend replied to one, just for shits and giggles.

She replied with her address, photos (she was hot) and requested to become his bride, and gave him her bank account details to deposit money into for a flight. LOL.

 

[marinermick]

adz, bloke i once knew who was LOADED actually went to the casino and did yours.

its works. you just have to have the cash to back it up, which he did

the theory does work but the problem is when you loose say ten times and then you loose bucket loads

casino tables also have maximum bets allowable so you are screwed

you may go on a few times and win a few dollars but then all a sudden you do massive amounts of dough

as was mention the theory only works if you unlimited amounts of money and the casino has no maximum bets - doesn't happen in reality

 

[fedelta]

got this a while ago -

Just got this email lol

Complement of the day,



Thank you for reading my mail. i am Mr. Mathew  Kuku a staff of African development Bank attached in Private Banking services. I am contacting you concerning a customer and, an investment placed under our banks management 4 years ago, I contacted you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication and I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.



My proposal;



I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the finance firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you 50/50.. But on the other hand, you as a foreigner and also with all the necessary legal and official documentations from me and the presiding attorney and also with the authority vested upon me by the original depositor. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email. Please note that, I am a happily married with two kids. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting, soon.

I await your response.

Sincerely,

Mathew Kuku