From the Sydney forum (NWS)

[marinermick]

 

[Jesus]

"Why couldnt she be the other type of mermaid, with the woman half on the bottom" gotta love futurama

 

[graaant]

Clearly A would win for the short-term island inhabitant...

 

[Jesus]

You would have to go A. Except you would have to put up with her chatter...(waits for trouble)

 

[Paolo]

B, has lips which dont talk

 

[~Floss~]

B, has lips which dont talk

X2 

Can't believe any males would be saying A.
How short-term is "short-term"?

Any more than a couple of hours you'd be wishing you had B.

 

[Jesus]

Even if A can talk under water, you cant hear her

 

[Deej]

Na would go a) better to look at plus the best thing about a blowjob is 10 minutes of silence! (or in Bears case 30 seconds)

 

[marinermick]

Na would go a) better to look at plus the best thing about a blowjob is 10 minutes of silence! (or in Bears case 30 seconds)

i think a) as well

couldn't bear looking at b) for extended periods and thinking that i may be intimately involved with a fish (no offence simon)

mouth could cover most bases, i would at least have some sort of companionship on a deserted island and i would be safe in the knowledge i wouldn't be reproducing weird looking fish monsters as offspring

on the other hand b) may be good at catching me dinner, but would not have the hands to skin, gut and cook the fish for me

 

[T]

Can B even leave the water???

 

[~Floss~]

Good point.

Definitely B then.

 

[northernspirit]

lol nice one dj

 

[Jesus]

Na would go a) better to look at plus the best thing about a blowjob is 10 minutes of silence! (or in Bears case 30 seconds)

i think a) as well

couldn't bear looking at b) for extended periods and thinking that i may be intimately involved with a fish (no offence simon)

mouth could cover most bases, i would at least have some sort of companionship on a deserted island and i would be safe in the knowledge i wouldn't be reproducing weird looking fish monsters as offspring

on the other hand b) may be good at catching me dinner, but would not have the hands to skin, gut and cook the fish for me

A would surely be better for catching you dinner. Then she can pull apart some palm leaves and mould it all into a nice little hamock. Then all she needs to do is work out how to make a pina colada from what surronds on the island, and feed it to you in a coconut.

I could live that

 

[Sacko]

It'll have to be A, as how else would she carry you another beer from the fridge?

Then again.....

There's always the old Ping Pong ball trick 

 

[Ted]

A ftw. B would be useless for several days every month.

(and if A got too naggy, you can just walk away, lol.)

 

[Sym]

nawwz can't we just add them together..

and take the fish ofcourse

 

[Mermaid]

What happened to her shells?