FML

[Redline]

http://www.fmylife.com/

If I'm feeling down or stressed out abuot stuff I'll jump on here for a good laugh.

Anyone got any of their own FML moments?

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

 

[jiggles]

None of my own, but this is my all time favourite website.

Its up there with pictureisunrelated.com

 

[Azza-Mataz]

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

ROFL
im gunna have many wasted hours now! Thanks Redline!

 

[FFC Mariner]

ZOMG - the bestest web site ever.

My current fave:

http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600

 

[trev]

lol its an awesome site

 

[Azza-Mataz]

a couple of crackers!

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

 

[bjw]

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

and...

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another, and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walks in. After a long, awkward pause, she says "I like your socks" and walks out. She is a teacher at my highschool. I have to see her everyday. FML

last one

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

 

[Sym]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[jiggles]

My personal favourite... makes me laugh everytime:

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Today I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for the first time for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there". Long awkward silence. FML

 

[jiggles]

Oh, oh! A new one!

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

 

[Marinerchick]

i must admit FML is a really good site
makes you feel etter and i was laughing so much at some of the stuff thats on there lol