Epic Road Rage

[jiggles]

Recently my mate had his window punched in by some knob with a fair case of road rage...

The Result:

A few years back too, my dad was driving to Sydney...and some guy reckoned my dad cut him off...so when traffic stopped on the pacific highway, the guy grabbed a box of crockery (wtf?) from his boot and pelted plates and bowls and mugs etc at my dad's car...

Any other hilarity?

 

[adz]

I was tailgating someone on the F3 once (as you do) and instead of getting out of the way they threw a banana peel at me...

maybe they had this in mind?

 

[Bex]

Yeh, I got even with a road rager by crashing into him once. It was in the mid-90's before road rage was an acknowledged problem. This guy in a pristine Magna tried to rudely change lanes and shove in front of me. The traffic was at a crawl and we both had our windows down. I had only moved about a metre forward and there was lucky to be a metre gap between me and the car in front anyway. Then he started abusing me through the window closely followed by his wife and his young son. Stuff like "ah, look at his hair" (thinning on top at the time) and other personal stuff. So, I didn't get angry, I just got even. When the lights changed and we started moving I just kept driving straight and he kept driving into my lane and we hit each other. Then, just to maximise his pain, I purposely slowed down and subtly steered into him so that the sharp broken blinker assembly scraped half way along the side of his car. Surprisingly, he then pulled back into the left lane and slowed right down whilst I drove off. Some guys passed me in the third lane and they were hanging out the windows yelling out stuff like "good on ya mate, don't take that shit from those idiots". It cost me $20 for a new blinker lense. His arrogance and his family's smart mouths probably cost them thousands.

 

[adz]

Yeh, I got even with a road rager by crashing into him once. It was in the mid-90's before road rage was an acknowledged problem. This guy in a pristine Magna tried to rudely change lanes and shove in front of me. The traffic was at a crawl and we both had our windows down. I had only moved about a metre forward and there was lucky to be a metre gap between me and the car in front anyway. Then he started abusing me through the window closely followed by his wife and his young son. Stuff like "ah, look at his hair" (thinning on top at the time) and other personal stuff. So, I didn't get angry, I just got even. When the lights changed and we started moving I just kept driving straight and he kept driving into my lane and we hit each other. Then, just to maximise his pain, I purposely slowed down and subtly steered into him so that the sharp broken blinker assembly scraped half way along the side of his car. Surprisingly, he then pulled back into the left lane and slowed right down whilst I drove off. Some guys passed me in the third lane and they were hanging out the windows yelling out stuff like "good on ya mate, don't take that shit from those idiots". It cost me $20 for a new blinker lense. His arrogance and his family's smart mouths probably cost them thousands.

lol what were you driving?

 

[Part_Timer]

Sherman tank

 

[jiggles]

Sherminator?

 

[Capn Gus Bloodbeard]

What'd your mate do?

Recently my GF was abused by some women who wanted to do about double the speed limit (heaven forbid my gf drive at a reasonable speed!), and then she pulled up alongside her, abused her then spat on her car.

Yep, some classy sheilas around where we live...

 

[jiggles]

What'd your mate do?

He drives a done up car, so everyone assumes he's a dickhead, for one. But he changed lanes and then stopped at the red light. The guy behind him was speeding and didn't notice the red light. So apparetly that was my mates fault.

 

[Marinerchick]

Wow...
he didnt let your friend get off lightly did he

 

[jiggles]

Meh. Turns out the guy had borrowd his van from a mate, now the cops can't find him....