Death List 2012 - The End Of The World

[dibo]

Given the (eventual) success of the Death List here, and Mick's retirement from the position of Scorekeeper of the Crypt, I'm calling for nominations for the 2012 edition of the Death List - subtitled The End Of The World.

Submit twenty celebrity names and if they die in 2012 you get points according to how old they are. Points are decided by subtracting the person's age from 100.

For example, if you submit:

Barrack Obama 49 Politician

...and he dies you would get 51 points.

A few people cleaned up with Amy Winehouse this year - 73 points.

So get cracking and here are the rules:
1. Submit 20 names with occupation and age by personally messaging me by 11.59pm 31 December.
2. Names will be published some time on New Year's Day, depending on state of inebriation or hangover of your cheerful host.
3. Competition runs for the whole of 2012. There is no prize but the recognition of being the forum's grim reaper for 2012.
4. A running tally will be kept on the forum throughout the year.

Come one, come all, even some of the YA organisers might want to jump in on this one!


In morbid good humour,
Dibo

LEADERBOARD:
Marinermick: 55 points (Jim Stynes (55))

 

[true believer]

can i title my list enemies of the people? no.
i'll go back to my pale ale

 

[dibo]

Bump

You've got a few days left to submit your list!

 

[dibo]

Only three lists have been submitted!

I'll leave entries open til the 7th January, but there should be a penalty should you score from any of the below listed people. Half points perhaps?

Entered lists:

Dibo
Britney Spears, Tramp, 30
Stephen Hawking, Professional Genius, 69
Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Fascist, 75
Gough Whitlam, Hero of the People, 95
Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan, 56
George Michael, Former pop star, 48
Frank Lowy, Businessman, FFA Chairman, 81
Margaret Thatcher, Enemy of the People, 86
Alan Jones, Failed politician, polemicist, 70
Scott Weiland, Dishonourably Discharged Stone Temple Pilot, Pointman of the Velvet Revolver, 44
Muhammad Ali, Former boxer, soldier, 69
Paris Hilton, Idle heir of wealth stolen from The People, 30
Michael J. Fox, Driver of the most bad-ass DMC DeLorean in the space-time continuum, 50
Robert Mugabe, Liberator and Destroyer of Zimbabwe, 87
Morgan Tsvangirai, Former supporter, now opponent of Mugabe, 59
Paul Gascoigne, George Best for a new generation, 44
Joseph Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI, 84
Mark Zuckerberg, Creator of Facebook, 27
Derryn Hinch, serial criminal, 67
Matt Golinksi, tragedy-struck celebrity chef, 39

offtheball
Dick Clark US Entertainer 82
Darrell Eastlake Sports Journo 69
Robin Gibb Bee Gee 62
Neddy Smith Career Criminal 65
Deryn Hinch Shock Jock 65
Jim Stynes Ex AFL Footballer 45
Prince Phillip Husband of Queen 90
Margaret Thatcher Ex Brittish PM 86
Gough Whitlam EX PM 95
Schappelle Corby Drug Courier 34
Owen Wilson Actor 43
Hazel Hawke Wife of Bob 82
Bob Jane Ex Car Driver 82
Penny Marshall Actress 69
Jennifer Saunders Actress 53
Aretha Franklin Singer 69
Glenn Campbell Singer 75
Larry Hagman Actor 80
Andy Williams Singer 84
Rod Laver Tennis Great 73

Marinermick
Jim Stynes
Robin Gibb (wildcard)
Hazel Hawke
Dick Cheney
John Ibrahim
Sam Ibrahim
Fadi Ibrahim
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Margaret Thatcher
Dennis Frederikson
Andy Williams
Conrad Murray
Joost van der Westhuizen
Bam Margera
Byun Sung-Hwan
Hamid Karzai
Fidel Castro
Matthew Newton

 

[hasbeen]

Nouri al-Maliki
Hamid Karzai
Abdul Salam Azimi
Hugo Chavez
Bobby Charlton
Harry Redknapp
Paul Madeley
Peter Doherty
Maggie Thatcher
Prince Philip
Jessica Simpson
Russell Brand
Blake Fielder-Civil
Molly Meldrum
Matt Golinski
Matt Newton
Kim Jong-un
Tiger Woods
Goodluck Jonathan
Helen Clark

 

[Golly]

anyone got whitney houston?

 

[hasbeen]

Drats ... didn't have Davy Jones (Monkees) either ...

 

[marinermick]

Rack me up with 55 points for Jim Stynes

 

[dibo]

And so we have first blood!