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Christmas Giveaway for Loyal Punters
3.49pm Fri 21/12/07
Tabcorp has decided it would conclude a tumultuous year with the equine influenza by giving away money. "Hey it's Christmas, why not" said Tabcorp spokesmen Richard Gamble. Mr Gamble unveiled the plan ahead of this Saturday night's crucial A-League encounter between the league leading Mariners and Sydney FC. "It's a way of saying thankyou to all the punters who kept with us throughout the year", said Gamble.
Tabcorp has placed the Mariners at $3.75 to be leading at half time and full time against struggling Sydney, a sure fire sign Tabcorp are not paying lip service to the offer. "The Mariners are more certain to trounce Sydney then John Farnham is to do a comeback tour next year", said Gamble. "They are going to be in front after 20 minutes let alone 45 and 90".
To cash in on the giveaway all sane people need to do is walk into your nearest tab outlet and follow the instructions from the nearest drunk guy in 42c thongs and ruggers half way down his crack. Then sit at home and watch the money roll in.
3.49pm Fri 21/12/07
Tabcorp has decided it would conclude a tumultuous year with the equine influenza by giving away money. "Hey it's Christmas, why not" said Tabcorp spokesmen Richard Gamble. Mr Gamble unveiled the plan ahead of this Saturday night's crucial A-League encounter between the league leading Mariners and Sydney FC. "It's a way of saying thankyou to all the punters who kept with us throughout the year", said Gamble.
Tabcorp has placed the Mariners at $3.75 to be leading at half time and full time against struggling Sydney, a sure fire sign Tabcorp are not paying lip service to the offer. "The Mariners are more certain to trounce Sydney then John Farnham is to do a comeback tour next year", said Gamble. "They are going to be in front after 20 minutes let alone 45 and 90".
To cash in on the giveaway all sane people need to do is walk into your nearest tab outlet and follow the instructions from the nearest drunk guy in 42c thongs and ruggers half way down his crack. Then sit at home and watch the money roll in.
