AN ALTERNATE AUSSIE 11

[BrisRecky]

time to think of an viable alternative to Pim's attempts...byall means come up with a better list ....PROCEED-

------------------ADAM GILCHRIST----------------------

PETER GARRETT--------CHOPPER READ------------BARRY HALL------BRONWYN BISHOP

----------------PHAR LAP( with Don Bradman on his back)-------PETER BROCK (and his torana)-------------------

MATT SHERVINGTON----------------SKIPPY-------------------KATHY FREEMAN

--------------------CROCODILE DUNDEE ( he'd whip his knife and distract the keeper)-------------------------

 

[loyalist]

none of those are actually footballers so i do not think that they would do better then the a-league based side?

 

[Atomic]

Good team!

A couple of suggestions:
Maybe replace Gilly with Clive Churchill, Australia's premier custodian
Swap the backs around... Put Bishop on the right and Garrett on the left
And I don't know about having a kangaroo in the side??? Two reasons, 1) they can't walk backwards - maybe a bit lazy in defence... and 2) Brocky will probably run over it in his car, especially if it's a night match

 

[Atomic]

Love the combination of Read and Hall... Muscat and Tiatto anyone?

 

[BrisRecky]

none of those are actually footballers so i do not think that they would do better then the a-league based side?

ummm you do realise that this is a alledgedly humourous thread ..right???

 

[loyalist]

K

 

[~Floss~]

More likely to have Harold Hold repeatedly selected as a CB.

 

[dibo]

holt's no good - he's all at sea.

 

[~Floss~]

exactly. goes missing.

 

[BrisRecky]

+ Holt is negotiating with the Moscow Submarines

 

[dibo]

exactly. goes missing.

not exactly all washed up, but certainly seems to have gone to water.

 

[BrisRecky]

Holt cant handle attacking waves either

 

[FFC Mariner]

Replace Bishop with a natural leftie? Julia "PM in waiting" Gillard perhaps.

 

[dibo]

maybe bob brown, but he's still a bit green.

for an option on the right j.w.h was a lock on the right flank for 12 years or so but is a defeated man now. pauline always wants to throw her hat in the ring but is hopeless. turnbull's there but is never sure when he should be coming in or pushing wider and he's under pressure from costello who everyone thought was more of a central player but is now apparently looking for a wider role.

in the middle the democrats had big issues - bartlett bottled it, lees had no left, stott-despoja had no right.

 

[Atomic]

It seems to me that the team needs some speed. Any suggestions? Andrew Johns maybe?

 

[mariners4ever]

nah needs shane warne

 

[dibo]

he's manic.

 

[BrisRecky]

Shervo and Freeman not fast enough for ya.?... what about allan moffatt and that big bloody ford cobra of his

 

[~Floss~]

Kate Ritchie and Mimi MacPherson both rumoured signings, mostly based on quality YouTube footage.

(Edit: "Allegedly")

Might not have been YouTube but it's somewhere on the net.

 

[Atomic]

Can confirm Mimi's quality ball work